Okay, first off, snag Samourai Wallet straight from their GitLab APK. Why? Play Store versions can lag or get yanked randomly. I usually download the latest APK, verify the signature if I'm feeling paranoid (it's on their site), and sideload it on Android. Takes like 30 seconds. Boom, you're running the real deal without Google snooping.
Why does this matter? Samourai's all about privacy, and app stores track everything. Sideloading keeps it cleaner from the jump.
Launch the app. You'll see options: new wallet, import, or connect Dojo. Hit new wallet. Boom, it spits out your 12-word seed phrase. Write that down on paper. Not your phone notes. Not a screenshot. Paper. Hide it good.
Now, add a passphrase. This is extra sauce - like a 13th word you make up. I always use something memorable but nuts, like "blueElephant42!". Why? Seed alone is okay, but passphrase makes it yours forever. Enter it twice, set a PIN. Done. Wallet's live.
In my experience, skipping the passphrase bites you later. Lost phone? No problem with that backup. But test it - restore on another device once to be sure.
That's it. No cloud BS. Your keys, your coins.
Hit the blue + in the bottom right. Tap Receive - green piggy bank vibe. QR code pops, address below. Copy it or share QR.
Send a tiny test amount first. Like 50k sats (~$0.03 at current prices). From another wallet, paste or scan. Watch it confirm. Swipe down to refresh if it's lagging.
Transaction shows pending, then confirms (10 mins avg, but network busy? Hours). Tap for TXID, explorer link. Spendable at 1+ conf.
Pro tip: Use advanced for preset amounts. Set 0.001 BTC, scan fills it auto. Handy for invoices.
Okay, got coins? + button again, hit Send (red). Paste address or scan QR. Enter amount - tap max for all but fees. Fees auto set, but pick priority: low for cheap (~1 sat/vB), high for rush.
Enable RBF in settings first (Replace By Fee). Stuck tx? Boost it later. I usually toggle it on day one.
What's next? See pending outgoing. Confirms quick if fee decent. Boom, receiver gets it.
Issue? Tx stuck? Settings > RBF > boost fee. Or CPFP if desperate (child pays for parent).
Here's the magic. Samourai's Whirlpool - client side coinjoin. Mixes your UTXOs with others. Breaks history.
Got unmixed coins? + > Whirlpool. Pick pool: 0.001, 0.01, 0.05, 0.5 BTC sizes. Fees? Fixed per pool + 0.3%ish coordinator. Low priority cheapest.
Post mix: Spend clean. Premix for more rounds. Change goes back unmixed - remix it.
I usually start small. Send 0.001 to Whirlpool, watch it cycle. First mix: queued, then premix, postmix. Total balance splits: unmixed, postmix.
Why bother? Chain analysis can't link pre/post. Shops see clean coins.
| Pool Size | Fixed Fee | Run Time (Low Pri) |
|---|---|---|
| 0.001 BTC | sats | Hours Days |
| 0.01 BTC | ~3k sats | Days |
| 0.05 BTC | ~12k sats | Weeks possible |
| 0.5 BTC | ~80k sats | Longer |
Numbers vary by network. Check app for live.
Want max privacy? Run Dojo (RoninDojo stack). Full node on Raspberry Pi or whatever. Trusts nothing.
Setup Dojo first (wiki's gold). Then in Samourai: Menu > Connect Dojo > Scan QR from RoninUI. Pairs over Tor.
Benefits? No server reliance. Your blockchain data. Whirlpool local too.
Ran into sync issues? Check bitcoin.conf - username/pass match app. Restart everything. Works 99%.
In my experience, Dojo's worth it if holding >0.1 BTC. Free sync after initial.
Party mode. Stonewallx2, Stowaway - privacy boosts with a buddy.
Follow PayNyms first. + > Send > Cahoots > Stonewallx2 > Online. Pick partner from contacts. Scan receiver QR. Amount. Fee. Review.
Wallets chat encrypted over Soroban (Tor). Builds tx hiding flows. Receiver sees normal incoming.
Sound familiar? Like Ricochet - bounces once for $2.50. Cheap obfuscate.
Stowaway: Multi hop collab coinjoin. Automated mostly. Advanced, but killer for big privacy.
Hide app: Settings > Lock Primitives > App Lock. Shortcut vanishes. Dial PIN to launch.
Tor always on. Toggle data/Tor in connections. Offline signing? Export PSBT, sign cold, import.
Sweep privkey: Advanced > Sweep. Dump old balance in.
Watch only: Sentinel app monitors. Broadcast from airgapped Samourai.
Issues? Connection fail - toggle Tor/data. Dojo QR wrong? Rescan. Fees wrong? Custom slider.
Got clean Whirlpool coins? Tap Samurai icon top left for Whirlpool view. Send from there - auto post mix tools.
PayNym direct. Or Ricochet. Keeps chain clean.
One glitch: Change UTXO unmixed. Remix it ASAP. Don't spend raw.
Honestly, after first mix, you'll get it. Practice with dust - 10k sats. Builds muscle memory.
Look, Samourai's not newbie proof, but once clicked, unbeatable privacy. I run it daily. Start small, test everything. You'll be mixing like a pro.
Bonus: Stealth mode + Tor + Dojo + Whirlpool = ghost mode. Track that.
Skip addresses. PayNyms = BIP47 channels. Infinite reusable links.
Menu > PayNyms. Generate yours. Share QR/text with buddy. They follow you - auto new addresses per payment. No reuse leaks.
Why gold? Sender sees nothing but label. Collab cahoots.
Add labels. Track multiple: "Coffee guy", "Mix partner". Clean.